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Monday, January 17, 2011

Before you fly. (koPi+PastA)

Before you fly

The fear of flights is a common syndrome. Frequent fliers may not be paying too much heed to pre-flight announcements and safety demonstrations but heaven knows how many of us our petrified when the smiling flight attendant politely points out how are chances of survival may be increased. And if you have recently read Arthur Hailey's 'Airport' or seen the movie, then it would be better to travel on tracks or on the road.

Though the trend has not caught on in India, in many other places in-flight safety lectures and announcements are sometimes flavoured a little with humour and some amount of well meaning teasing. This often helps to lighten up the situation a bit. Here are a few classic examples of flight-wit; it is for you to decide how effective these are.

§ On a Continental Flight with a very “senior” flight attendant crew, the pilot said, “Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants.”

§ “On landing, the stewardess said, “Please be sure to take all of you belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.”

§ “There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane.”

§ “Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride.”

§ “After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, “Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as heck everything has shifted.”

§ From a Southwest Airlines employee: “Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised.”

§ “In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite.”

§ Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines.”

§ “Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments.”

§ “As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses.”


okey~ that was cheating. hahah. but yeah. i had no idea on how to write. haha. kinda pathetic. i know~ XD. ill post a proper one when i am nicely relaxed and hyped up. haha. currently im sleepy and he is sleepy too. cian dia xd spe teman. haha. (btw, im talking about cimat) lalala. usah kamoo perasan ye. haha~ (Just kidding!) -smiles- =3

ah, but gimme something to talk about tho. im dried out of ideas. haha. hey, this is a sugeestion. what if, you readers gimme a topic or even a word. ill try to elaborate on that. hmmm. thats good no? but then~ im not a scholar or anyhing. its just a my opinion on the subject. you can drop the comments on my commentbox or even ask a question via formspring. come on guys! i know you guys ala2x ikhlas xikhlas je follow kn. but PLEASE read (at least) one of my posts. huhu. sedey~ :(

ah, emo lak mlm2x. mcm last nite. adeh. hormon xstabil btol. @_@ anyway! AYUH TIDO! muahaha~ okey dokes everyone. or you. You and YOU. im sleepy now. huhu. nyte2x~! salam.



Raito said...

mne cimat? nk kne neh..
hehe~ =p

erm. here's a word = Confidence
good luck with that~